MANHUNT for valentine's day!!!
Every MAN who intentionally or unintentionally click into my blog, u r CAUGHT!!! Now, wat u can do is kindly hold a tissue v u coz i m gonna introduce a hot pig hot chick now!!! *nose bleed* So dun try to run away, and if u do, then i will feel so sorry for u coz u will b in bad luck for 3yrs continuously...For eg, climb mountain, mountain falls; climb tree, tree collapse; eat fishball, kena tulang..erm i jz cant explain all da bad lucks tat might strike on u, but if u r daring, u can jz try it!!!
So, without further ado, I shall present a phat which stands for PRETTY, HOT AND TEMPTING gal to u:
This is a BIG HEAD PHOTO of her, ya her head is bigbut her brain is small!!
Name: Chloe Lee Pui San @ Pui Pui
Age:3618++
Height: 162, her actual height is 161.972, i know i m kind coz i make her sounds taller..
Weight:<80, this is woman's secret, so i cant reveal her weight here, but if u r really interested, jz bribe me v a sweet, then u'll get to know!!
Vital Statics [if u cant und this deep term, it means the three measurements of a woman figure (bust, waist, and hips) facetiously called vital statistics; measurements]:40A,40,40 jz imagine da shape of a BROAD cylinder
38G (Gunung), 24, 38 *wow*
Academic: PTS - 7D (dangerous coz she is a genius)
: PMR - 8E (excellent, told u she is genius)
: SPM - 11F (F=fantastic not fail)
: ICPU - average G (Great)
* she's too great tat no university dares to let her enrol for degree*
: So, currently she is learning how to do housework, and is well-prepared
to become housewives
Sports : She can run vry fast, even faster than world runner Usain Bolt,
when there's a dog chasing behind her
: If screaming is oso counted as a kinda sports, i guess no1
can beats her coz she has naturally built in talent
: She can dance!! Belly dance is her favourite coz she wish to
seduce guys v her sexy belly
Experience: 28 ex, 12 official bfs, 31 complicated relationships
Guys tat suit da following condition, congratz, u r ready to date her:
1) Big head
2) Eyes: size not important, as long as u r not blind
3) Nose: Must hav 2 holes
4) Mouth: Bad breath is strictly not allowed, so try listerine or
dentyne b4 u date her
5) Height: > 162cm (162.1cm is ok)
6) Weight: Infinity
So, without further ado, I shall present a phat which stands for PRETTY, HOT AND TEMPTING gal to u:
This is a BIG HEAD PHOTO of her, ya her head is big
Name: Chloe Lee Pui San @ Pui Pui
Age:
Height: 162, her actual height is 161.972, i know i m kind coz i make her sounds taller..
Weight:
Vital Statics [if u cant und this deep term, it means the three measurements of a woman figure (bust, waist, and hips) facetiously called vital statistics; measurements]:
38G (Gunung), 24, 38 *wow*
Academic: PTS - 7D (dangerous coz she is a genius)
: PMR - 8E (excellent, told u she is genius)
: SPM - 11F (F=fantastic not fail)
: ICPU - average G (Great)
* she's too great tat no university dares to let her enrol for degree*
: So, currently she is learning how to do housework, and is well-prepared
to become housewives
Sports : She can run vry fast, even faster than world runner Usain Bolt,
when there's a dog chasing behind her
: If screaming is oso counted as a kinda sports, i guess no1
can beats her coz she has naturally built in talent
: She can dance!! Belly dance is her favourite coz she wish to
seduce guys v her sexy belly
Experience: 28 ex, 12 official bfs, 31 complicated relationships
Guys tat suit da following condition, congratz, u r ready to date her:
1) Big head
2) Eyes: size not important, as long as u r not blind
3) Nose: Must hav 2 holes
4) Mouth: Bad breath is strictly not allowed, so try listerine or
dentyne b4 u date her
5) Height: > 162cm (162.1cm is ok)
6) Weight: Infinity
So, r u guys ready to ask her out for a date on valentine's day? U can kindly leave ur name and contact numbers in my comment box...1st come 1st serve!
p/s 1: Guys who wans to date her, pls pay RM100 as deposit as to ensure u guys will turn up on tat day..
p/s 2: If til this sat, there's stil no guys call up for her, she will pay RM500 to every guy tat is willing to date her!
p/s 1: Guys who wans to date her, pls pay RM100 as deposit as to ensure u guys will turn up on tat day..
p/s 2: If til this sat, there's stil no guys call up for her, she will pay RM500 to every guy tat is willing to date her!
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Posted on February 10, 2009 at 10:53 PM byi wanna kill u!
Posted on February 10, 2009 at 11:04 PM by
Will I get the RM100 back?
Posted on February 10, 2009 at 11:08 PM by
!#!#%#&%*^(^R#@~!~#!~%$&^(#~!@~#^%^&^(#!#!%$#%^$&$!
Posted on February 10, 2009 at 11:34 PM by
All the guys later pakat until Saturday only date her so can get RM500..
Posted on February 11, 2009 at 2:23 AM by
ermmm.. ok can np, but hu will date her and hu will get the RM500?
Posted on February 11, 2009 at 9:58 AM by
aisk.. the rm500 sf will pay for u all..
Posted on February 11, 2009 at 11:53 AM by
RM500 only ar... whoever that date her might end up in some gila hospital u know...
i doubt rm500 is enough for the medical bill
Posted on February 11, 2009 at 4:32 PM by
hey xp, u're so 'GOOD' in promoting ppl... LOL =P
Posted on February 11, 2009 at 8:05 PM by
Chloe: cool down! i promote u in this way so tat can attract more hotguys to my blog n ternampak ur pretty photo n date u k? there's always a reason bhind,so dun angry...hehe...muax!
Anonymous: u hav to ask ur date partner d, coz mayb she nids da rm100 to get some flower or valentine's gift for herself, so u can go meet her up v bare hands..
Siang: Billy, dun b so bad la, after she gets mad n kills u, then u'll b in big trouble..haha..
BiuGo: U'll date her, n i'll get da RM500!! deal?
Chloe: RM500 wil b my pocket money for 1yr d u know, u so kejam meh, wan me to pay tat RM500, u wan me to sleep under da bridge? T.T
Charmaine: nvm, they can go to government gila hospital, i think its free anyway! haha...
Sherlene: U'll wait til ur turn k? i 'll promote u 1day, dun worry n dun get jealous of Chloe! Muax!
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