Dolphin Paradise

Hi guys n gals, HAPPY VALENTINE'S to u whether u r attached, single n available, single but unavailable, married and etc...my brain is dead, cant think of any relationship d

STOP, dun ask me y i have so much time to blog here while others r celebrating this sucks special day v their loved ones happily, excitingly n watsoever-ly...Now, i have to make things clear!!! not that i dun have any dates or no1 ask me out k, da reason y i m not celebrating valentine's this yr is...is...wait, WAIT,m thinkin da best reason in order not to drop my face (jatuh muka) UH HUH!!! da main reason is too many guys wanted to date me n according to my secretary, 1week b4 valentine's day, my bookin lists r already fully-filled v 238622786names, which make me so into dilemma n dunno who to choose!!! i blive if u were in my situation, u will choose to date v ur pc or tv rite? better than goin out squeezing, n u can even hear strangers bside u sniffing...aint disgusting? n those evil restaurants or every shops except for popular or MPH(guess no1 will buy dictionaries or books as valentine's gift rite???) will grab this golden opportunity to chop those stupid n brainless innocent customers by increasing da prices by double or even triple!!! I m a business student k, knowing da fact tat v r currently facing economic meltdown, so v shud spend less in order not to b slumped down during this critical period! *wow, i sounds so pandai!* but HOLD ON...wat if i m celebrating in windmill now, n unfortunately met my fren? Let's c how i'm goin to ans:
Fren: hey, i tot u said its not worth n stupid for celebrating valentine's day? n y r u here?
Me : oh HI, *slap myself*, ermm, well, as a smart business student n a responsible, loyal, great, kind, helpful citizen, i think v hav da responsibility to spend as much as possible at this critical moment in order to boost our revenue n eventually recover our economy in da shortest time using da best way!!! do u agree?
Fren: *speechless*

Pls give me a round of applause, coz i think i came out v a brilliant ans!!! *clap clap* So nex yr, u'll most prolly b seeing me celebrating my valentine's day...hehe...*slapping myself again, OUCH*

Ok, anyways, hope guys n gals out there will enjoy urself to da utmost today! Once again, happy valentine's day!!!

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