Economic Crisis
Every1 listen here, due to da slacken of economy, ppl turn out to b vry desperate n burglarize watever thing to live! n yesterday, there's a vry stupid extraordinary thief in taylor's library who has act stolen my fren, Sherlene's pendrive!!! yes, pendrive...Come on, its jz a pendrive, not cash or cheque or wallet or somethin valuable, but jz a normal PENDRIVE, nothing special bout it.. If it is a pen that can drive, then mayb there's a reason for u to steal...but, BUT this pen cant even walk, not to speak of drive, y da hell u ppl wanna sneak da innocent, small and lil tiny thing...Sometimes i really dun understand y, but there's jz some crazy n brainless human in this world who act inhumanely n harm ppl around them...okok, i know its jz a pendrive but it can b super important k, mayb there're porns top secrets in it? who knows?
As i know, Sherlene's pendrive got damn alot of herss pretty pics coz she is narcissist pretty! So, i guess there's some hamsap guys who saw it n steal da pendrive so tat they can own those photos...hey, if u r da 1 who unintentionally took da pendrive of this cute gal's, pls pls pls kindly return da pendrive to her coz she cant live without it...She has got alot of important assignments in it that hav to b submitted on nex week, so, dun doubt da importance of them..da costs for it wil b no pendrive = no assignments = fail assignments part = fail da whole subject *let's assume its a core subj* = fail whole course = wasting time = wasting money = reputation gone = no job = no future = no man wan = no children = no future generation n bla bla bla...so, can u imagine da consequences of U stealing her pendrive? So, if u r kind enough, dun hesitate anymore, pls pass da pendrive to taylor's business skul's lost n found counter immediately if u guys found it! Its a blue translucent pendrive, brand of kingston, 4gb v sliding cover...thx for ur cooperation...
p/s 1: For those who return da pendrive to Sherlene, she will reward u v a cheque of USD1mill and a lunch in Tony Romas...
p/s 2: If u r holding her pendrive n din give it back to her immediately, u r cursed man! u wil bcome short, fat, ugly, bald, stupid, dumb, dungu, annoying, irritating, disgusting, horrible n unlucky...not enough? ok, curse al ur teeth drop off! hahahaha...
As i know, Sherlene's pendrive got damn alot of her
p/s 1: For those who return da pendrive to Sherlene, she will reward u v a cheque of USD1mill and a lunch in Tony Romas...
p/s 2: If u r holding her pendrive n din give it back to her immediately, u r cursed man! u wil bcome short, fat, ugly, bald, stupid, dumb, dungu, annoying, irritating, disgusting, horrible n unlucky...not enough? ok, curse al ur teeth drop off! hahahaha...
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Posted on March 1, 2009 at 12:24 AM bySo funny wor... and u think the thief will read your blog?
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 12:58 AM by
who knows? my blog so famous, mayb da thief is 1 of my super fans...hahaha...ok i know i think too much, but at least i m trying to help sherlene to get back her pendrive ma, if i din blog, then no1 wil know...then if i din curse da thief, he wont scare n wont return ma...blekz...
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 3:11 PM by
OMG...tot what post bout economic crisis, mana tau its about my PENDRIVE, 'zha dao'!! but u very funny lo, write til so serious..yea, i do care about it, but not so extreme til no future, no next generation gua, haha :D btw, i got no money, how to reward that fellow..he/she can take all ur photos inside la and i think its eqaual to USD1mill (if not enough, i can give more til he/she vomits ^^), XUANPEI's photos for free, who doesnt want?
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 3:14 PM by
anyway, thanks for 'helping' me to announce it in ur blog ya =)just tell sherli if u want anything, i'll ask her to buy for u =P
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 4:05 PM by
sherlene: haha, dun worry, i wil help u to catch da thief wan, cucuk his hidung, punch his tummy, kick his butt til buka flower, slap him hundreds times, pull his hair out let him bcome monk!!! haha...wei, where can give my photos for free???? my photos vry valuable wan k, after 10yrs u sell, can sell for few billion wan lo...haha...better treasure it n dun simply let ppl c lo...blekz~~~!!!
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 4:12 PM by
4GB costs 27 at minimum ler, sure steal la. RM27 also money la, sommore 4GB very useful ler
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 5:40 PM by
So now we having another contest to guess who's the thief?
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 11:11 PM by
haha...my blog vry yeng lo, bcome those criminal's confession spot...so fun lo!! haha...better than kennysia or dawn yang's blog d...muhahaha
Posted on March 1, 2009 at 11:22 PM by
u dream la... kenny sia so funny, u so lame, dawn yang so pretty, u so dots.
ahhahha
Posted on March 2, 2009 at 12:02 AM by
Sun Mi: dun read my blog then! no1 ask u to read...
Posted on March 2, 2009 at 8:38 AM by
XP, i got bck my pendrive edy, so happy, haha!!!
btw, who's Sun Mi?
Posted on March 2, 2009 at 8:39 AM by
angry worr.....u are f-ing lame and useless laaa,boring!!!!!HAHA..
Posted on March 3, 2009 at 8:51 PM by
'angry worr.....u are f-ing lame and useless laaa,boring!!!!!HAHA..'
who are u? why dont just put ur name instead of anonymous.. why u read siewfen's blog if u feel its lame and useless, sooo stoopid of u...or maybe u've fallen for her/ her blog? thats y u keep reading it although u THINK IT'S LAME!!! LOL =P
Posted on March 4, 2009 at 4:42 PM by
testing test....
Posted on March 4, 2009 at 6:27 PM by
sherlene: yalo, dunno y recently so many passenger come to my blog...they even lamer than me lo, post such harsh comment but didn dare to reveal their realself!!! coward chicken...do u agree?
ey: testing wat? my blog is not ur mic..haha...ermmm, r u da anonymous?
Posted on March 5, 2009 at 11:44 AM by
test ah...coz yr blog hor...so diff to leave comments...so ma test test lo...haha
If i say yes u believe or not ?
Posted on March 5, 2009 at 1:15 PM by
ey: if u say yes, i wil blive!!! haha...so its a yes or no? better reconsider seriously b4 u leave ur ans...blekz...
Posted on March 5, 2009 at 6:43 PM by
oh coz no la.... you see my innocent, honest, **cute**handsome** face will talk like that wan meh? hahaah...but the way we type almost the same...with lots of dots....and haha....zzz...
buy me mcd for fitnah-ing me... =) tq..
Posted on March 5, 2009 at 10:57 PM by
ey.. i cant see any connection with handsome.. cute can la.. muahahaha
very hard to leave comments meh? my 2 years old nephew knows how to use the comment system..
Posted on March 6, 2009 at 8:35 PM by
ey:u so naughty, no mc d for u!!! mc e/f/g/h got la..u wan? haha...
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